Cola Plunges To Its End

Posted in General by diptoe on October 29, 2010

KITCHEN NEWSWIRE– A can of Meijer brand Diet Cherry Encore Cola is no longer with us after it plunged more than 36 inches from the top shelf of the refrigerator to meet its end earlier this morning.

“I am deeply saddened by this tragic loss,” said Edgar Diaz, witness at the scene. “I was putting my food in the refrigerator when I saw it fall.”

The can reportedly sprayed cola all over the kitchen floor and walls. Cleanup crews wiped the area down with paper towel, and there are reports that a mop and bucket could be required to finish the job. “It was a mess,” says Diaz, “and the floor might still be a little bit sticky.”

Diaz said he is troubled by the thought that there might have been something he could have done to prevent the accident. He is offering cola-replacement therapy for others who may have been affected by the loss.


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  1. Joyce Harrell said, on November 9, 2010 at 4:44 am

    This story was too funny. Sounds like something that would happen to me…

  2. diptoe said, on November 9, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Thanks! It happened in our office refrigerator, and I needed a way to find out whose drink I had just destroyed. Instead of sending the usual office-wide e-mail to apologize and offer a replacement, I decided to have a little fun with it.

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